In an interview with Howard Stern, Playboy Grandaddy Hugh Hefner’s runaway bride Crystal Harris declared that sex with with the 85-year old Hefner lasted like “2 seconds”. She also said that she did the deed with Hefner only once and that he never really took off his clothes. “I’ve never seen Hef naked”, she says.
Hugh Hefner was quick to respond that his ex lied about their relationship and hazards a guess that it could be because she has a new boyfriend.
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