I'm a simple man. A simple man, with simple pleasures. American pleasures, if you will....
Read more …I'm a simple man. A simple man, with simple pleasures. American pleasures, if you will.
I don't need the razzle of a big city. I don't need the dazzle of the bright lights. I don't need the sizzle of your overpriced steak housies, or the snuggies of your informercials.
No, I just need me my plain donuts. Combines my two favorite things: Lack of flavor and emptiness inside. Heck, that's why I chose my wife, and she won't ever leave me.
Ever.
So think about that next time you ask for glaze or sprinkles. Think: Am I hurting myself? Am I hurting AMERICA?
Yes. You are.
Vote plain.
