Tired pun aside, Maureen Dowd with her classic biting wit is proposing that we have a woman Pope. After the nuns' collective support (which was surprising) of a healthcare bill that was decried by Catholic bishops and the revelation of the sexual abuses that did not only happen but were covered up—Dowd is ready for an extremely controversial turn of events.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/28/opinion/28dowd.html